You might be in law school if…

With apolo­gies to Jeff Foxworthy.

  • If the joke you heard last night about Arti­cle 9 of the UCC had a punch­line based on Jus­tice Frankfurter’s opin­ion on stomach-pumping under the 4th Amend­ment… you might be in law school.
    • If you got the joke and laughed… you are def­i­nitely in law school… and you’re a geek.
  • If, some­where in your sub­con­scious, you feel guilty when you’re not car­ry­ing roughly 200 lbs of text­books… you might be in law school.
  • If you have dreamed of a § key on your key­board.… you might be in law school.
    • If you even know what the § sym­bol means… you might be in law school.
  • If you have ever com­plained that Bar­Bri is a monop­oly… you might be in law school.
  • If you have a stated pref­er­ence between West­law and Lex­is­Nexis… you might be in law school.
    • If you have run the exact same search through both… you are def­i­nitely in law school.
  • If you think a para­graph feels naked with­out the word “how­ever” or the phrase “in regard to”… you might be in law school.
  • If you have ever been asked a ques­tion which has no cor­rect answer… you might be in law school… or you might just be married.

Published on 09/30/2009 8:21 am.
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Quick rundown of interesting tidbits of the week…

I’m in train­ing this week for Script­ing and Automat­ing Web­Sphere Appli­ca­tion Server (WAS) v.6.1. I cur­rently script and auto­mate WASv.6.1 but I do it much the way a typ­i­cal tod­dler solves dif­fer­en­tial cal­cu­lus. Hence, the training.

Betwixt the lec­tures and labs I’ve been see­ing some inter­est­ing things I wanted to share (read as tweet) but haven’t been able to (thanks to a band­width tight agency around the hol­i­days restrict­ing every­thing from twit­ter to gmail):

Well, that’s all for now. Time to head home.

Published on 12/10/2008 4:03 pm.
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