With apologies to Jeff Foxworthy.

• If the joke you heard last night about Article 9 of the UCC had a punchline based on Justice Frankfurter’s opinion on stomach-pumping under the 4th Amendment… you might be in law school.
  • If you got the joke and laughed… you are definitely in law school… and you’re a geek.
• If, somewhere in your subconscious, you feel guilty when you’re not carrying roughly 200 lbs of textbooks… you might be in law school.
• If you have dreamed of a § key on your keyboard.… you might be in law school.
  • If you even know what the § symbol means… you might be in law school.
• If you have ever complained that BarBri is a monopoly… you might be in law school.
  • If you know that BarBri was a monopoly… you might be in law school.
• If you have a stated preference between Westlaw and LexisNexis… you might be in law school.
  • If you have run the exact same search through both… you are definitely in law school.
• If you think a paragraph feels naked without the word “however” or the phrase “in regard to”… you might be in law school.
• If you have ever been asked a question which has no correct answer… you might be in law school… or you might just be married.

I’m in training this week for Scripting and Automating WebSphere Application Server (WAS) v.6.1. I currently script and automate WASv.6.1 but I do it much the way a typical toddler solves differential calculus. Hence, the training.

Betwixt the lectures and labs I’ve been seeing some interesting things I wanted to share (read as tweet) but haven’t been able to (thanks to a bandwidth tight agency around the holidays restricting everything from twitter to gmail):

• EverNote and Eye-Fi teamed up, hopefully making the whole so much more than the sum of its parts: http://lifehacker.com/5106529/evernote-teams-up-with-eye+fi-for-wireless-photo-upload
  • While we’re on the topic, I wonder if EverNote ever plans to allow users to “draw” on photos? That would be one killer addition to the currently great mobile version.
• I downloaded and installed the newest ceTwit for WindowsMobile touchscreen phones. http://www.kosertech.com/blog/?page_id=5
  • Great job on it, but I’d love touch scrolling functionality.
• I got an interesting email from the E-Discovery section of ABA discussing Aguilar v. US Immigration and Customs… http://www.ca1.uscourts.gov/cgi-bin/getopn.pl?OPINION=07–1819.01A
• Will post more when I have time to review the salient points of the email.

Well, that’s all for now. Time to head home.