With apologies to Jeff Foxworthy.

• If the joke you heard last night about Article 9 of the UCC had a punchline based on Justice Frankfurter’s opinion on stomach-pumping under the 4th Amendment… you might be in law school.
  • If you got the joke and laughed… you are definitely in law school… and you’re a geek.
• If, somewhere in your subconscious, you feel guilty when you’re not carrying roughly 200 lbs of textbooks… you might be in law school.
• If you have dreamed of a § key on your keyboard.… you might be in law school.
  • If you even know what the § symbol means… you might be in law school.
• If you have ever complained that BarBri is a monopoly… you might be in law school.
  • If you know that BarBri was a monopoly… you might be in law school.
• If you have a stated preference between Westlaw and LexisNexis… you might be in law school.
  • If you have run the exact same search through both… you are definitely in law school.
• If you think a paragraph feels naked without the word “however” or the phrase “in regard to”… you might be in law school.
• If you have ever been asked a question which has no correct answer… you might be in law school… or you might just be married.